I am pretty sure old women still put henna in their hair and there’s Botox going on for rich people but maybe that’s just me. Also Iran anyone?

It's not nearly as bad as America, though. Once you're married you graduate into a different social role where your appearance doesn't matter much. I don't think any of my aunties have ever been to a gym, went on a diet, etc. When your doctor warns you about diabetes you start going on walks and trying to cut down on your rice portions.

So that’s where all the diabetic rice comes from.