Who needs to read mail when you can even make it receive mail!
Make an `smtp.socket`, which calls `smtp.service`, which receives the mail and prints it on standard output, which goes to a custom journald namespace (thanks `LogNamespace=mail` in the unit) so you can read your mail with `journalctl --namespace=mail`.
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Zawinski#Zawinski's_Law
* https://www.jwz.org/hacks/
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