Maybe there needs to be an "en_ISO" ("en_UN"?) locale that has:
1. Currency of "$"
2. Numbers with decimal point as "." and group separator as "," and leading zero on (absolute) values between 0 and 1
3. Day names of Monday->Sunday and the equivalent abbreviations
4. Month names of January->December and the equivalent abbreviations
5. Times in 24 hour HH:mm:ss format
6. Dates in ISO8601 yyyy-MM-dd format.
7. Timestamps in "pure" ISO so yyyy-MM-ddTHH:mm:ss[.ssss] and with a "Z" or ±HH[:mm] for timezone adjustments.
9. Metric units where possible