> that crazy fuck who went on and on about how your source control sucked and should be completely different, and then used a single dot character, “.”, as the commit message when he finally committed something.

I've actually worked with this guy and the description is so perfect I wonder if it's literally the same guy.

Only in our case, the company was too incompetent to fire him and he ended up leaving claiming we were "bullying" him by reviewing his code and pointing out his mistakes!