Coming soon to a Costco near you: all-inclusive in vitro fertilization, from egg to Ivy League!
(Note: Ivy League Guarantee is for Costco Executive members only and requires the CRISPY genetic engineering package. While supplies last. In order to redeem the guarantee in case of defect, child must be brought to your nearest Costco Organ Center).
Costco even sells an MCT supplement that doubles as the best massage oil and lube I’ve ever used.