Jehova-Lord-God said rainbows are for Christians only, not gay people! They stole it from us to oppress us! They stole from God Himself, they're Satanists!
(I don't think it's necessary, but just in case: /s)
My favorite part is tied between the paragraph where he argues that Trump supporters are the most oppressed group in America, and the part where he says "If they accuse you of being a racist, simply say yes, just for laughs." Sure, buddy, just for laughs.
An important function of pride flag logos and the like is to make people like the author reveal themselves so that others can avoid them.
Oh the horrors.