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I opted out for years and made fun of TSA agents during the pat down. It turns out you're not allowed to requests pat downs from specific agents. Who knew? ;)

But now I don't even opt out.

Instead I tell them that I can't raise my arms above my head. They direct me around the scanner (sometimes the metal detector too), swab my hands, and call it done. I often skip 10-15 people in the process. If they ask why, I tell them I have a medical condition and they're not allowed to ask further so I don't explain.

Hopefully the bad guys never figure it out!



Does that count as lying to federal government agents? (Title 18, United States Code, Section 1001)


Not if its true. We don't know if it is or not, unless you know this person in real life.


Who said I'm lying? I'm not going to disclose private medical issues to rent-a-cops.


Or on Hacker News, for that matter...


wow this is a great idea especially considering i have real shoulder issues. thanks for the tip!


After you leave make sure you don't accidentally do a "yes!" arm in the air gesture!


One time I might have said "I can't raise my arms like this" :D


Will try this. How many times has it worked / not worked?




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